15. Taken by the best <3
Daydreaming

worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me

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johnshavesfor-sherlock:


senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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''Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?''
-(via massiv3)
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l0thl0rien:

◊~Enter this Middle Earth~◊
sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING
''All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.''
-Just with you though (via enolajay)
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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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